I was born in 1998, the illegitimate brain child and pen name of a surly and reclusive misanthrope with a penchant for anonymity. My offline alter ego is a convicted bibliophile and causes rampant pognophobia whenever he goes out in public. He wants to be James Lileks when he grows up or Dave Barry if he doesn’t. His hobbies are mopery, curling and watching and writing about Chuck. Obsessively. Really, the dude needs serious help.
I am not “The Elmira Express”, but thanks for asking.
Best known for: Happily Ever After